sleep talking
in these past months i've been sleep talking a lot.
adit always laughs at the next morning when he is telling me what happened at the night before.
it happens mostly when i fall asleep at the couch.
may be it was because i didn't sleep that well or whatever.
the funny thing is, even i was sleeping, when adit asked me questions, i could answer.
i don't have that much explanations though, may be i should go to doctor or counsellor.
it would be more funny if i wrote in Indonesian as it happened.
so, for non native speaker, just buzz me, i'll translate it for you.
tragedy one
Him: "Yuk, pindah ke kamar, udah malem"
Me: "Nggak ah, es nya belum jadi!"
H: "Es apaan?"
M: "Es ya es batu!"
H: "Es batu apa?"
M: "Es batu di kulkas belum jadi, aku nggak mau pindah ke kamar!"
tragedy two
H: "Aku udah selesai, yuk pindah ke kamar!"
M: "Nggak ah, dingin!"
H: "Ya makanya pindah ke kamar!"
M: "Nggak, kakiku dingin!"
H: "Kenapa dingin?"
M: "Kakinya dicelupin ke es krim!"
H: "Maksudnya?"
M [sambil marah]: "Kakiku dingin, soalnya aku celupin ke es krim!!!"
tragedy three
at this time we didn't sleep in the bed room, decided to crashed on sofa bed.
so there was no drama to drag me to the bed room.
Adit has just finished with his assignment and jumped on beside me.
M: "Itu astronot!"
H: "Astronot apa?"
M: "Tadi astronot dateng, ada 5 orang!"
H: "Astronot siapa?"
M: "Yah astronot, kayak kita, kayak kita astronot!"
last night
H: "Hey!"
M [this time didn't say anyhting, just this..]: *smiling very wide*
H; "Hey!"
M: *smiling even wider*
H: "Kenapa?"
M: *smiling like the first one*
why in the world, a people like me does exist?
sleep talking, astronaut, dip legs into ice cream, smiling saying nothing.
what's wrong with me hei?

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caramello, at 1:09 AM
God! But to think of it, you always do alot of stupid things. remember the mirror crash in the dentist? or the time youre insist to bring your kymco (right! your kymco-soon-to-be-mine-for-2 million rupiahs!) to Bandung and ends up in my house or salomo house? kekekekekek
(eh, gimana bahasa inggris gue? msh norak ya? wah, masak kata bos gue bahasa inggris gue kacau. nggak kan yul? nggak kan?)
miss u girl. when will u arrive in jakarta?
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Hendro, at 3:19 AM
anak bodoh. lo itu anak manusia atau anak monyet sih? haduh.. otaknya tinggal seperempat gara-gara tinggal di Melben. begini nih... berarti suaminya harus bertanggungjawab karena membawanya ke Melben dan membuat otaknya tinggak seperempat. disendok dikit, bablas.... haduh.. jujul bodoh.
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LUNATIC DWEEBSTARR, at 9:16 AM
caramello...
miss u too nda...
kadang suka kebelet bgt pengen ada di jkt..
apa daya..
ndro..
buset dah..
english elo nggak kacau kok..
tapi cuman gue yang ngerti apa yang elo bicarakan..
hehehehe..
tenang ya nanti tante pulang tante ajarin deh..
nanya mulu lo..
pan udah gue bilang..
Insya Allah Juli taun depan..
kecuali ada keajaiban..
dweebstarr
yal.. yah gini deh kalo biasa minum es jeruk...
dan diganti dengan es jeruk yang memabukkan...
otak tinggal dikit..
tapi daging makin banyak..
jadi seonggok daging bodoh..
suaminya emang harus tanggung jawab..
nanti kusampaikan..
"hey tanggung jawab yah, awas siah di lebok ku si neng yarra, pikasebeleun pisan maneh teh!"
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politicaltears, at 4:41 AM
dek yulia yg baik, sleep talking itu bumbu tidur yg wajar..apalagi dibumbui oleh sleep ilering. dengan elastisitas tinggi, memanjang memendek, sesekali terusap oleh lengan. mgk dek yulia bisa menggantikan posisi ibu pratiwi soedharmono, astronot wanita RI pertama (entahlah kapan dia pernah ke luar angkasa).. hahaa minal aidzin, gimana opor ayamnya??
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tamankembangpete, at 10:10 AM
buat bang pete ...
yah sleep ilering dan sleep talking masih mendingan lah daripada sleep garuk2ing perut buncit dan sleep meluk-ing tembok ...
maap lahir bathin juga yak...
nyela dulu trus minta maap...
opor ayam baek..
kurang nendang tapi..
tapi sempet tumpengan..
mayan lah..
oooo... pratiwi sudharmono itu fabrikasi yah?
ck ck [ceka ceka] marceka !!!
seperti menghilangnya Omar Al Faruq [dari penjara di Afghan yang katanya super ketat itu] yang entah eksis atau nggak itu.. itu juga pasti fabrikasi...
pfuihhh berat.. berat...
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politicaltears, at 2:45 AM
Ah, iler. Jadi ingat pameo: dari iler turun ke hati...
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Hendro, at 4:18 AM
ndro..
dari iler turun ke hati
hatinya jadi ketutupan iler deh..
makanya kayak gitu...
huehuehuehue
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politicaltears, at 2:34 AM
hahaha... i did that too. tapi biasanya terjadi kalo udah ngantuuuukkk berat, dan setengah tidur, tapi masih pengen ngobrol. dan ngobrolnya jadi aneh. *kasihan yang pernah sleep-over dirumahku...*
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Dinda, at 2:41 AM
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